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Make Him a Sandwich (Episode 69)
Hello and welcome to the 69th episode of the Make Him a Sandwich podcast,
hosted by popular conservative pundit Lilith Foxcroft — which is really funny, because I'm definitely not conservative,
But I do own a bowtie and I once got recommended a Jordan Peterson video, so I think that makes me qualified.
Now, today's very important topic is why society collapsed the moment women were allowed opinions.
But before that, a word from our sponsor.
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Now, I've been doing some serious intellectual thinking,
and by that I mean scrolling Twitter at 3am while drinking something called Patriot Energy Drink in a flavour called Gunsmoke Berry.
And I've come to a bold conclusion.
Men are under attack.
Yes. You heard me. Under. Attack.
Every time I see a woman in the workplace, I personally lose three IQ points and a small but spiritually significant amount of chest hair.
Coincidence?
I think not.
And don't even get me started on vegans.
These people wake up and think, "You know what this world needs? Less steak and more vibes."
Back in my day, real men ate meat, drove straight vehicles, and never, ever spoke to their children about emotions.
In today's episode, we're also going to bring on our guest expert —
a man who once read the back of a philosophy book and now calls himself a "free thinker."
Please welcome...
Brad.
— Lilith