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A Manual for the Modern Messiah

(Instructions by Elon Musk)

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Build a rocket. Burn the sky. Preach green then mine cobalt by hands in Congo no dashboard ever shows.

Sell freedom 140 characters at a time but silence dissent, boost bots, fire thousands by email while tweeting memes.

Claim you're not political then salute beside fascists, mock pronouns, parrot conspiracy, blame the ADL on the machine you call free.

Propose tunnels, drill dreams— a single lane for millionaires to sit in traffic, but underground.

Say it saves lives. Then pay $243 million when it doesn’t. Market Level 2 as Full and let the lawyers finish the sentence.

Create a brain chip. Don't mention the monkeys. If they die, bury them in undisclosed filings.

Start with solar roofs. Promise ethical cars. Sell fire as merch. Meme a currency. Let lawsuits stack beside the trucks.

Laugh. Call it all the meme economy. When it crashes, say it was a simulation.

— Lilith